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How to Conquer Your Fears
It has been a long time since I have made a new blog post. The haters of my blog are no longer around to put down my ridiculous ideas and ramblings. In that stretch of nearly a half a year, I have had a lot of time to ponder and express myself without the pressure coming from those who “love” me. I am indeed talking about a FOOLPROOF plan to conquering fear!
It Helps to be More Afraid of Yourself than Anything Else at All
It may sounds crazy to become afraid of yourself, and it is! Becoming scared of yourself is a great way to promise that you will always have the allure of being a person with low self- esteem. Although, if you scare yourself the most, then nothing else can truly phase you. Making the decision to to be perpetually frightened of your own being and power as a human makes you question every ounce of your being and double check yourself. Judging yourself so harshly is almost worse can judging yourself and before you tell me how contradictory my point of view on fearing yourself is, I will put out there that the meta of fearing yourself almost too intense for my mind to wrap itself around. Ultimately, this post is about ‘How to NOT have fear’, so in order to conquer your nerves, recognize the power you have, as well as, don’t have.
Conquer that Fear that you Thought you Could Never Live Through
NEVER PUT YOURSELF IN A DANGEROUS SITUATION ON PURPOSE JUST TO ERADICATE YOUR FEARS! Phobias can sometimes be conquered by exposure therapy, but fearing something that is truly life threatening and potentially traumatizing is normal. Sometimes, that traumatic fear happens to us when we least expect it; get through that is the hardest thing ever! Sometimes a person can get through trauma by themselves, but mostly of time people need some help. If you need help or a person in your life needs help, help them or find someone who can! The bright side is, once that trauma heals (or heals as best it can), it is easier to not fear that situation or, you learn how to prevent that situation from ever happening again. Save yourself some time. Learn while you live!
Try Things you Normally Wouldn’t and/ or Know Nothing About
Leave your damn house once in a while! Smell the roses, eat a vegan meal, go to a video game bar with a colleague. You can’t fear what you have been exposed to. The worst thing that can happen is that you don’t like the activity you tried. Knowingly disliking something and not doing something because you are afraid are too different things. Plus, doing more helps you relate to others more. Human connection and exercising your brain are important.
Practice saying “F**k it”
“I can’t change it,” is a great mantra to have in your tool box. If you are stuck in traffic or someone you trust turns on you and they are set in their ways, you can’t change that situation. The only possible next step is to move on; easier said than done, but happens in time. New situations arise that require your attention, if nothing else requires your attention, then you need a new responsibility.
Separate All Feelings of Love
I don’t mean ‘love’ in the traditional sense. Love is beautiful and should be shared with as many people as possible. Love is infinite, but your attention span is not. Obsessive relationships go sour eventually. You can have a solid codependency for so many years and be perfectly fine, but when one is torn away from another in anyway, this is always followed by some mentally challenging consequences. Separation becomes less hard when you are in a codependency with yourself. Know the difference between romance and obsession, they are not one in the same. Instead, love yourself infinitely by finding that reason to love your life and everything you do.
It Helps to be More Afraid of Yourself than Anything Else at All
It may sounds crazy to become afraid of yourself, and it is! Becoming scared of yourself is a great way to promise that you will always have the allure of being a person with low self- esteem. Although, if you scare yourself the most, then nothing else can truly phase you. Making the decision to to be perpetually frightened of your own being and power as a human makes you question every ounce of your being and double check yourself. Judging yourself so harshly is almost worse can judging yourself and before you tell me how contradictory my point of view on fearing yourself is, I will put out there that the meta of fearing yourself almost too intense for my mind to wrap itself around. Ultimately, this post is about ‘How to NOT have fear’, so in order to conquer your nerves, recognize the power you have, as well as, don’t have.
Conquer that Fear that you Thought you Could Never Live Through
NEVER PUT YOURSELF IN A DANGEROUS SITUATION ON PURPOSE JUST TO ERADICATE YOUR FEARS! Phobias can sometimes be conquered by exposure therapy, but fearing something that is truly life threatening and potentially traumatizing is normal. Sometimes, that traumatic fear happens to us when we least expect it; get through that is the hardest thing ever! Sometimes a person can get through trauma by themselves, but mostly of time people need some help. If you need help or a person in your life needs help, help them or find someone who can! The bright side is, once that trauma heals (or heals as best it can), it is easier to not fear that situation or, you learn how to prevent that situation from ever happening again. Save yourself some time. Learn while you live!
Try Things you Normally Wouldn’t and/ or Know Nothing About
Leave your damn house once in a while! Smell the roses, eat a vegan meal, go to a video game bar with a colleague. You can’t fear what you have been exposed to. The worst thing that can happen is that you don’t like the activity you tried. Knowingly disliking something and not doing something because you are afraid are too different things. Plus, doing more helps you relate to others more. Human connection and exercising your brain are important.
Practice saying “F**k it”
“I can’t change it,” is a great mantra to have in your tool box. If you are stuck in traffic or someone you trust turns on you and they are set in their ways, you can’t change that situation. The only possible next step is to move on; easier said than done, but happens in time. New situations arise that require your attention, if nothing else requires your attention, then you need a new responsibility.
Separate All Feelings of Love
I don’t mean ‘love’ in the traditional sense. Love is beautiful and should be shared with as many people as possible. Love is infinite, but your attention span is not. Obsessive relationships go sour eventually. You can have a solid codependency for so many years and be perfectly fine, but when one is torn away from another in anyway, this is always followed by some mentally challenging consequences. Separation becomes less hard when you are in a codependency with yourself. Know the difference between romance and obsession, they are not one in the same. Instead, love yourself infinitely by finding that reason to love your life and everything you do.
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Sunday, July 15, 2018
How to Date in the Entertainment Industry
Disclaimer: These tips are most effective for young hot women between the ages
of 18-35 years of age. If you do not fit this criteria exactly, then your success rate
decreases significantly. If you have any questions about the various tips,
please refer to my instagram account: @CoCo_nuttts
My expertise in the entertainment industry is limited to my experience in the
Radio/Television Production major in college and experience as working
for a non-named themed park,so naturally, I possess the ethos to share my
tips on dating in the entertainment industry. Let’s examine the methods.
Pay better attention to the movies and tv shows that have lines about
relationships that you like: For example, recently I watched the Netflix movie,
“Set it Up”, there was a set of dialogue that really resonated with me that gave
a great commentary on what I believe to be my true “relationship goals”.
relationships that you like: For example, recently I watched the Netflix movie,
“Set it Up”, there was a set of dialogue that really resonated with me that gave
a great commentary on what I believe to be my true “relationship goals”.
Guy friend 1: What do you do when you want to have an intimate,
meaningful conversation with somebody?
meaningful conversation with somebody?
Guy friend 2: I talk to you!
Guy friend 1: That’s not what I’m for. That’s what your girlfriend is for.
She’s supposed to be your best friend!
She’s supposed to be your best friend!
When I hear something that I agree with do deeply, naturally you must
find the source of such wisdom. First, I stalk imdb closely and botta bing,
botta boom, you should find the writer with ease, in this case with “Set it Up”,
Katie Silberman. I’m pretty sure she’s available. Nobody who is dating someone
has the time or energy to write a hollywood script, let’s be real.
find the source of such wisdom. First, I stalk imdb closely and botta bing,
botta boom, you should find the writer with ease, in this case with “Set it Up”,
Katie Silberman. I’m pretty sure she’s available. Nobody who is dating someone
has the time or energy to write a hollywood script, let’s be real.
You want to date an actor or musician?: When these people are first starting
out in the scene, they may not be noticed as a gem until they are raking in just
short of $200k a year. The trick is to ride their coattails from the beginning of their
career. Follow all of the social media that they care about. SOCIAL MEDIA IS MAGIC;
PEOPLE CONNECTING WITCHCRAFT, if you will. Never underestimate the power
of social media and paying attention to people. Think of dating public figures as a Public
Relations venture, don’t give them a reason to dislike you and keep a consistent profile.
out in the scene, they may not be noticed as a gem until they are raking in just
short of $200k a year. The trick is to ride their coattails from the beginning of their
career. Follow all of the social media that they care about. SOCIAL MEDIA IS MAGIC;
PEOPLE CONNECTING WITCHCRAFT, if you will. Never underestimate the power
of social media and paying attention to people. Think of dating public figures as a Public
Relations venture, don’t give them a reason to dislike you and keep a consistent profile.
But my crush is famous: There are a few ways to achieve this. But, first, always
remember to watch all their interviews and do your homework, you don’t get to know
an actor through their works alone.
remember to watch all their interviews and do your homework, you don’t get to know
an actor through their works alone.
Bonus Tip: Be wary of method actors, they can method act their way into your heart,
and then they can method act there way out of it just as easily. They can be swift
masters of manipulation.
and then they can method act there way out of it just as easily. They can be swift
masters of manipulation.
Now for a specific strategy:
Score a big role, be part of a scandal, there are many avenues.
- Get invited to the same party and meet them:
this is an advanced method and requires a lot of socialization.
- Stalk them on social media:
Know where they hang out, what their favorite spots are and go to them.
- Become best friends with their best friend and find yourself in
“the right place at the right time.” This is probably the most effective method.
You want to date a comedian?: this is the easiest person to get to.
All you have to do it get a job at a comedy venue, preferably as the green room manager.
Talent usually trusts green room managers, which is just the position that you
want to be in when you make your move.
1. The most effective move is to find out what they want to drink and find a way to
put your number and cute message to get noticed, either on a napkin or a piece of
tape that you write on and stick to a water bottle.
2. There is also the traditional way of making friends with the comic and flirting
the natural way. Being outgoing and quirky is just as impressive to a comic
as being incredibly attractive.
All you have to do it get a job at a comedy venue, preferably as the green room manager.
Talent usually trusts green room managers, which is just the position that you
want to be in when you make your move.
1. The most effective move is to find out what they want to drink and find a way to
put your number and cute message to get noticed, either on a napkin or a piece of
tape that you write on and stick to a water bottle.
2. There is also the traditional way of making friends with the comic and flirting
the natural way. Being outgoing and quirky is just as impressive to a comic
as being incredibly attractive.
There are all my tips for dating in the entertainment community without the use of dating apps.
Now have fun and don’t get arrested :)
Tuesday, June 26, 2018
The Importance of Being Earnest: You're Welcome!
Author’s Note:
It’s time to start honing my crafts as an artist and a person of knowledge.
Since I will be receiving my Bachelors Degree in six months from now,
I have decided to start my adult journey by giving back to the community.
I will be giving advice. Now, I know what you may be thinking,
“Cori, you blithering idiot, what makes you qualified to tell people what to do?”
The answer is simple, I have been giving people my opinions for years,
regardless of whether I have been asked for my thoughts or not.
Since I will be receiving my Bachelors Degree in six months from now,
I have decided to start my adult journey by giving back to the community.
I will be giving advice. Now, I know what you may be thinking,
“Cori, you blithering idiot, what makes you qualified to tell people what to do?”
The answer is simple, I have been giving people my opinions for years,
regardless of whether I have been asked for my thoughts or not.
I shall post as many articles as I want on no particular schedule and I shall
share every random thought that my mind chooses to obsess over.
share every random thought that my mind chooses to obsess over.
Thank you for your loving devotion to this internet project.
-Cori
*All content on this blog is purely farcical and should not concern anyone with
regards to my mental health, my real life views, nor my character as a person.
If you want to know me, talk to me irl.
regards to my mental health, my real life views, nor my character as a person.
If you want to know me, talk to me irl.
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